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500 Ways to Leave Your Lover: A Nephew's Lament

Paul Simon's nephew and Crunch Fitness parking attendant Taul Simon (Drew Spears) is furious at being excluded from his uncle's farewell tour despite having no 'musical background' or 'discernible talent'. That’s why Taul is on a mission to prove that he is better than his uncle Paul at every aspect of entertainment at this evening of music, comedy, and good ole fashioned grudge settling alongside a lineup of special guests. The night culminates in the debut of Taul's original song "500 Ways To Leave Your Lover", which is nothing like his uncle’s song "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover", though five hundred is much more impressive than fifty.

Tickets ($5):

Special Guest Performances:

Joe Kwaczala (twitter @joekjoek insta @joekwa)

Amy Silverberg (twitter @amysilverberg insta @amysilverberg)

Christina Catherine Martinez (twitter & insta @xtina_catherine)

Lauren Holt (insta @holtlauren)

Earlier Event: August 16
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Later Event: August 17
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